Help Your PC Friends Through The Conficker Virus/Worm Tomorrow
Tuesday, March 31, 2009 at 2:26PM 
Millions of PCs the world over are infected with Conficker. Yes, your Mac is safe. No, that guy who continues give you such insights as "Macs suck" since 1994 is not safe. And no, not even Microsoft's Lauren is safe (she might be, but I don't think she's "cool" enough to run virus software on her new computer.)
So let's do our best not to snicker. After all, PCs run a lot of critical operations at airports, hospitals, and military installations. So we'll hope for the best, although a little bit of chaos could certainly help Apple's marketshare... Nonetheless, I hope you'll join us in taking an oath to try to bite your tongue, and not mention the fact that your Mac is just fine. Aw, forget it. You've told them for years. If they haven't gotten it by now, they're not going to get tomorrow either. And that's just the way the antivirus makers want it.
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Reader Comments (4)
I promise I will try very hard not to snicker.
I promise, As long as they sing, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR APPLE. I know that will not happen so loading for war. :-)
Quite the April Fool's joke!
You Mac FanFreaks will have to make up some more bad press against PCS next week. Blow it out of proportion just to keep your iSheeps from realizing how bad Apple sux. Good Luck dont get Pwn2Own'd in 20secs again!