Microsoft Lets You Know If You're Getting a Good Deal on a Wool Beret

Ok, last post about the new Microsoft ad campaign. At least for today. Say what you will about the accuracy of the machines compared, the "Apple tax" the value of a computer of its lifetime, etc. There's one invaluable service that Microsoft is providing that both Apple and Microsoft users can agree upon: the street value of random objects.

As part of their banner ads comparing Macs and PCs, the PC is generally listed along with two other kinda random/supposed to be funny items, like babysitting, or a wool beret. And in an effort to be as accurate as possible, the corresponding Microsoft legal page lists the estimated value of these items. So the next time you wonder whether you 're overpaying the babysitter, let Microsoft help:

100 20oz Sodas - $200

Based on price of typical 20oz soda

16 Culinary Classes - $960

Based on typical price of culinary classes

343 Lattes - $1,100 ($3.20 Each)

Based on price of typical medium latte

2 3-Day Passes to Music Festival - $500

Based on price of typical 3-day music festival pass

3 Year Magazine Subscription - $150

Based on price of typical business magazine subscription — 3 years

Cover Charge for 2 to Miami Beach Nightclub - $50

Based on price of typical cover charge on Miami Beach

Tandem Skydiving Lessons - $199

Based on price of typical tandem skydiving lesson

Wool Beret - $48

Based on price of typical high-end wool beret

Designer Desk - $199

Based on price of typical designer desk

Pair of Supra Vaiders - $98

MSRP

5 Hours of Babysitting - $75

Based on price of typical national babysitting rate

2 Tickets to Play - $104

Based on price of typical mid-range theater tickets in New York area

600 Diapers - $240

Based on price of typical diaper at local retailer

1-Hour European Facial - $70

Based on price of typical national spas for European facials

Thanks Microsoft!